How to Order Action Figures

What, are you kidding?  You actually thought we would offer action figures of ourselves?  Wow, are you a loser!  No, on second thought you're not.  We offer our sincerest apologies for that silly accusation!  Of course you knew it was a joke!  Ha-ha, silly us.  Just to make up for it, we have a special offer for you, but don't tell anybody else about this once-in-a-lifetime deal:

If you are interested in a resort beachfront condominium in sunny Wyoming, please send a check to Mickey Mulligan.  No kidding.  They're cheap, too.  Just send in a check for $50,000 for each condo you would like to own.  Please specify whether you would like to be closer to the international restaurant section of town, the multi-million dollar workout facility (with free lifetime membership), the opera house or the marina.  They're all walking distance anyway, and a lovely plush golf course winds its way between the condos.  Only six months ago these condos were selling for $10,000, so imagine what they'll be worth in another six months.  If you buy just four of these condos and sell them again in two years, you'll be able to retire as a multi-millionaire!  And, if you act now, we'll throw in a Chia Pet, and a set of Ginsu knives...absolutely free!

And once you've sent in your check, click here to see real band paraphernalia from Mickey Mulligan and The Travelers, and don't be such a sucker next time!

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